hipswich towns hairy mamoth

yesterday i discovered ipswichs infamous hairy mamoth, i got tipped off by a grizzly bear who appeared out of nowhere and slipped me a secret map which led me to the tusked beast.

magical mystery mamoth

the snitch

merry christmas

driving hounds

the drivers in cyprus are so bad the dogs have decided to take to the streets to try to set a good example. not the case with this hound though, not only did he nearly run me over but he barked abuse at me in a most undignified manner.

only in cyprus

cyprus meat feast

im on holiday in cyprus, returned after seven years to spend xmas with my parents. cyprus is a meat worshiping island, this here is a photo of the hoards of people waiting to get their meat fix in the local supermarket.

radius media number two

we just received our copies of the alabama based "radius media" magazine. if you haven't picked up a copy yet, get on it! you get a mind blowing chris farmer section on the dvd and an easy clean centrefold poster of him in the magazine. you also get a really nice photojournal by adam kola of kingdom magazine with some great pictures and an interesting piece of writing to accompany them. if that isn't enough just buy it to see our pooping dog advert.

fish & chips re-print

due to popular demand we have re-printed the "fish & chips and rock & roll" t-shirt. bespoke boutique have a fresh new batch of chips and we have also re-stocked our online shop. show someone you really love them this christmas with the ultimate in collectible english culture wear!

veggie burgers in hawaii

claudio parentela has just interviewed anthony for his "elvis in hawaii" art blog. there are also some pictures of his work. go get some eye stimulation: http://elvisinh.blogspot.com/

can fat teens hunt?

i was flicking through the channels the other day and a programme titled "can fat teens hunt" caught my eye. naturally i was intrigued to see weather fat teens are one of natures natural predators and it turned out they are. this group of fat teens started off as squeamish animal lovers and after about half an hour without food turned into a cross between ray mears and hannibal lector. one girl was so sentimental about her food she didn't poop for two weeks.

tasha the poop stasha

couch treats

if you are struggling with xmas shopping this year, be it due to lack of money or the stress of having to push your way through the hoards of people who venture into the city to wait in a line for ages to pay for over-priced goods. all your problems are solved, just shove your hand down the side of the couch and you will find treats for all your family and friends. here is the "xmas shopping" i did tonight.

xmas gift ideas

sweet sixteen

staying on the money theme, someone did give those notes to me dont believe sam. today i took part in a crafty xmas fair where this customised 20 quid showed up, im sure jessica had a happy birthday seeing as she no longer has this note. wondering what other fun you can have with notes? check out this site.

auntie sally, uncle phil & queenie

marked notes

the other day anthony asked me to put some money in the bank for him. when i got to the bank i counted out the money and noticed he had given each queen their own personal facial hair style. i then had to give the money to the cashier and use the classic "it wasn't me, they were like that when i got them" line as she looked at me in disgust with my six strong hand of stylized queens.

cheers mate

dirt box in outline magazine

outline magazine have just released their december issue and this month we've got the clothesline section. grab one for free from most shops in norwich and bring some christmas cheer to your face by laughing at anthony and sam in possibly the worst modeling attempt ever.

kate moss watch your back

new stock in shop

the navy and red "sprint wear" track jacket is back in stock and we have three new colour beanies (olive, burgundy & brown) which are all available from our online shop now.

the glory days

i forgot how good streets of rage is; i think it's even better now than it was when it first came out. there definitely isn't any games out now that you can skate around like a young michael jackson beating up punks. my favorite is the hard bastard that throws knives around and looks like one of the misfits.

santa says dress like this punk

newun

welcome to the new and improved photo phonebooth. you will be able to enjoy all the latest dirt box news as well as everything anthony and sam have been up to straight off their camera phones. you can still access the old phonebooth from the links section on the right side of this page for the next couple of months.