french pest

whilst out enjoying some beverages last night we were approached by a french girl wielding a massive box of chocolates. at first she just seemed super friendly and we had a chat and a few chocolates, then she started talking about all her "sex friends" and dropped the killer line "which one of you is the easiest". luckily we were prepared and diffused the situation with a marshmallow penis then made a run for the door. so next time someone offers you a chocolate in a bar remember nothing is free and keep one hand on your marshmallow penis.