the kitten post

anthony thinks my posts have been getting a bit abusive lately. so i bring you; the kitten post...

went to hang out with alexia and her new kitten today, he's gorgeous. i could kiss his little tum tum all day. i love kittens, they make me all fuzzy inside. once when i was a child i stole a sugar mouse from woolworths but my dad caught me with it in my mouth and i had to apologise to the girl at the checkout, i thought i was going straight to the slammer. i think that was the kitten in me just acting instictively and trying to get some tail. anyway when i got back from alexia's i was covered in fur from the kitten and i think kubrick got jealous because he was whoring being overly affectionate and acting all alpha male to make sure i knew who's boss. oh yea and anthony attacked the kitten with a giraffe draft excluder but i guess that's ok because he never swears on the internet.