wifi hunt
while hunting for wifi you can stumble across some real gems. i found this family and friends guide to sexual orientation sitting on a desk in a library. this is not to be confused with bob and alan's other book "an owner and pets guide to sexual orienteering".
sunny sunday
today for the first time in a long time the sun came out and stayed out for more than 5 minutes. so we put on our t-shirts and waxed the nearest curb we could find, it was like being 13 all over again, hurry up summer my flip flops and sunglasses are ready and waiting. 
recorded
sam bought me this record a few weeks back. he also got some shoes that fell apart after he wore them twice, sometimes you win sometimes you lose. the records still good though, have a look at this site.
bits & bobs propaganda
we've just added a new article to the propaganda page. the badge packs featured will be available from our online store really soon so keep checking back.
bloody nostalgia
i cleared out a spare hard drive today and found loads of old pictures. this one was taken last summer shortly after destroying my donkey and saddle bags. after waking up at 3am the following morning in a pool of blood i took a trip to A&E and it turned out i burst something in my urethra. it's currently number 3 in my top 5 of worst bed experiences.
tescos pirates
warning there have been sightings of vicious pirates lurking around tescos stores attacking lumberjacks as they go about buying their weekly steak ration. these pirates have been spotted predominately in the deli section as well as the juice aisle. remember to shop safely and use reusable bags. 
brighton break
just got back from a little trip to brighton, my girlfriend and i went looking for the famous gay easter bunny, unfortunately we couldnt find him which was a bit of a let down but c'est la vie. the highlights had to be the old pier, the neasden control centre exhibition at the permanent book shop and finding the most amazing pair of shoes in snoopers paradise. besides that brighton is pretty gay. 
man of mystery
we've just added a new member to our team. keep an eye out for our next print ad to find out who it is.
hypno robber
while we were all enjoying our easter eggs and nan chocs today, some random hypnotist has been going around shops in italy and hypno robbing the cashier staff so they don't know anything about it until they cash up at the end of the day. bad things are even happening on the day jesus rose from the dead, maybe it's time to start believing in someone a bit more proactive...
bedroom tv
today i was meant to be filming with lee but when i woke up this morning and it was freezing with all kinds of shit coming out the sky i decided to stay home. after the usual breakfast and email routine i decided to have a flick through channels on the tv. 376 flicks later i found a channel called bedroom tv and i was completely mesmerized by it. basically it's people who film themselves mime the words of a song, it sounds a bit shit but i guarantee you'll get hooked. some of them get really into it and one little chunk even started punching the walls of her bedroom in an earth song moment of passion.
nan chocs
easter day is fast approaching and nans across the country are out in force buying abstract chocolate bars that you have never seen before and will never see again. below are some examples.
cat crack
kubrick experienced catnip for the first time today. he went nuts and started dribbling everywhere, then he got all sleepy and rolled around for a bit. now he's got funny little dopey eyes and he's hassling me while i write this. if he puts his greasy little stoner paw on my screen one more time he's getting an asbo.
frozen fruits
this evening we went for our traditional wednesday skate at kings lynn skatepark where not only had the temperature dropped below zero but we now need to get written permission to film in there. just a quick reminder, peadophiles are everywhere so don't trust anyone. 
she's lost control
i went to the swanky new overpriced cinema city to watch "control". if you're a joy division fan it's definitely a must have for the old dvd collection. i was skeptical about it being biased because it's based on the book "touching from a distance" written by ian curtis's widow deborah but it didn't seem too bad. all the cast have been picked really well. toby kebbell is fucking hilarious and alexandra maria lara will keep you transfixed to the screen. go give it a watch.
saint patrick me arse
somehow some smart bastard managed to create a day where loads of people wear stupid hat, drink foul black beer and try to speak in an irish accent. thats right we are the product of evolution, just try not throw up on my shoes again, thank you sir. 
jody's serendipity saga
the other day i had a text message from a random number saying "yea, what time? jody." so being a good samaritan i decided to message jody back and let her know she got the wrong number. i then got a barrage of messages asking loads of questions which freaked me out a little so i just ignored them hoping she would get bored. later that day i got a picture message that just said "do you want to know this jody?". so now i'm starting to feel a little harassed and thought i'd try and end it by texting her back saying "i'm a girl" which worked a treat. that is until last night when we somehow managed to end up in a st. patrick's day lock in until 6am and after hearing the story james decided he wanted to call jody for a little chat. she wasn't to happy about being woken up at 4am but she soon got over it and her and james had a half hour conversation and exchanged some massive words in a duel of intelligence which due to his drunken state james unfortunately lost. james and jody are getting married this july, congratulations bro.
art post
sticking on the book topic, today i received some real treats in the post. i ordered some books from rojo (my new favorite publishers) and was pleasantly surprised to discovery that the sergei sviatchenko book was signed by the man himself. having already had a little soft spot for sergei's artwork, he has now secured himself a place in my top five favorite artists.
book discovery channel
have you wondered why sam hasn't posted a entry since tuesday? well young samuel john currie has discovered books (and not just the picture kind) there is no stopping him now, he's probably reading his way through your local library as you read this.
save the polaroid
there are some filthy rumours circulating that polaroid film is going to be no longer produced, this will be a real shitter cause you cant beat the aesthetic of a polaroid, so give the digital revolution the finger and sign the petition to save the polaroid. 
the next dodo
get your bags on
we just added a new bag head to the bag heads page, the next competition deadline is the 13th of july so start thinking about getting your entries in. we have also added a photo phonebooth playlist you can subscribe to on the pootube which has all the videos that are featured on the phonebooth.
fred's package
the tapes from LA arrived today thanks to french fred. we're updating all our editing gear at the moment so the footage won't be captured until next week. keep an eye on the pootube in the next few weeks for some sneaky little clips that we'll upload while we're putting together the final edit of the 6 o'clockers in LA.
more tinklers
clutter city was full of interesting people, some of them even had records stuck to their heads. our stall was near the toilet so we had a lot of tinklers pass by.
del boy dealer
would you buy anything off this hustling del boy? well today many people did. thank you to everybody who came to the clutter city fair today and helped us get closer to our dreams of owning a dishwasher, also special thanks to kelly and mel for organizing the shenanigan.
tinkle time
me and anthony have been preparing for the clutter city market today. everything was going really well until we made the tinkle time sign then productivity plummeted. i pulled the short straw and got the morning shift tomorrow, i'll be there from 10am so come keep me company.
think orange
not really sure what this was about, there seems to always be something weird and wonderful happening in norwich. either these two people got really inspired by sam's roller-elephant post or its some sort of subliminal thing that will make me sign up for a 3 year contract with orange with no free calls and no free text messages all for amazing price of £70 a month. 
clutter city
we've got a stall at the first clutter city market at norwich arts centre this saturday. if your in the area be sure to come have a look around, it should be a really good event.
ice ice baby
today has been so cold i even found this scarf frozen stiff, i carried it around for a bit but then didn't really know what to do with it so just dumped it for another scavenging bum to pick it up. i've had enough of winter, i'm ready for summer now, thanks. 
norfolk angels
today while wondering around the city i spotted these two, they are either the legendary norfolk angels or just a sad couple that only dress in white. the choice is yours. 
