no recollection
im not really sure about what happened last night, it was all fine till i took a hit off of loz's special inhaler. after that everything became hazy and all out of proportion, there were giant hands, a tiny picnics table then later on a cat appeared and told me the secret of life, but i cant remember what he said which sucks. 
fast food friday
had a good hesh sesh with all the local horn dogs today, was good to see everyone again. afterwards we headed into the fine city center to lurk in some watering holes. as always anthony went all winehouse on us and took intoxication to the next level and at the end of the night when we were all enjoying our food poison filled pittas he was slumped asleep clutching a slice of his 14 inch veggie supreme. we tried to make him go to rehab but he said nooo noooo nooooooo.
ale of this week
another great one from the badger brewers, definitely worth tracking down. this rich, fruity number weighs in at 5.7% , a treat for any hunter gatherer. shoes sold separately. 
sneak peek
the first little nugget of POO TV is nearly finished.
watch this
if you haven't already seen it you should and if you have just watch it again. probably the only time you'll ever find reese witherspoon attractive.
banned
don't go misbehaving in pubs because you will get banned, the pub landlord will get a dodgy photo of you and stick it up in the window for all to see. rumour has is this chap was caught using a snooker cue inappropiately, now he has to drink in the park with captain birdseye. 
small rack
i've been in cambridge again today. you'd think for a place with so many bikes they would invest in a few more bike racks. 
cluttered highlights
today we bumped into a proud shitter and a mini hound that made everybody make funny noises and faces. 
tinkler returns
don't forget it's clutter city tomorrow, apparently the tinkler will be making an appearance again. i had a heated game of pigs with gemma today ...she won.
spudzilla
this is spudzilla, not to be confused with hogzilla, fishzilla, dogzilla ........... this game could go on forever. the moral of the story is don't shop at tescos, its wrong. 
clutter city 2
we'll be at the second clutter city at norwich arts centre this saturday selling off the rest of the stuff from the summer sale. be sure to come down and grab a bargain if you're in the area.
cracked out
got back today to discover kubrick sprawled out on top of the wardrobe where i hid his catnip. i'm going to have to get him some cat patches and ween him off the stuff.
sluts with small butts
so here's the contents of my phone from this weekends fun and games. we found this shop full of old books and comics, some of the beanos in there took me way back. there was an amazing blurry vintage shop to where i purchased a strong contender for my favorite jacket of the year so far award. saturday night was pretty wild, we even met paris hilton and amy winehouse. today we handled some business and then waddled about the center in the sun.
saturday up north
today we ventured around the city, discovering that manchester has loads of sex and vintage shops. we did some shopping and walking around in the northern rain then later met up with rollershoe friends where we entertained ourselves with our camera phones then went to a fancy dress house party where lomax became a wife and james forced a young child to drink energy drink, the relentless bugger.
somebodys watching
we made our way to manchester today, bladder boy behaved and only needed one urination station stop which is impressive as he had been on le vin. for some reason when i got to the hotel i had this feeling somebody was watching me...
R.I.P bobby
the legend that is robert rauschenberg died yesterday at age 82. he is one of my favorite artists and has produced a lot of amazing work, the lucky old boy also had a dream print studio in his house which i'm very jealous of. 
armagarden
for that ultimate meteor shower chic look in your garden this summer make sure you pick up some solar rocks.
its that time again
i got so excited when i saw this, not cause i have a cute, drooling mini person that i would enter, but cause i remeber getting my hands on the printed suppliment last year. you can spend a good week looking and laughing at all the drug and booze babies, its brilliant but you'll use at least 9 karma points so save up. 
landogs & bunny bashing
been hanging out in cambridge with lee again today. we had another nice sun and sweat filled session with tim and his friend followed by a doggy paddle in the spots very own outdoor pool. then on the way home i killed a baby rabbit which pissed me off because i've been saving up good karma points for a sin i'm planning so i can't afford to waste them on rabbits. if i do a couple good deeds tomorrow i should be right back on track though, a baby rabbit is small so it probably only cost 5-10 karma points and on a good day i can earn about 8 karmas an hour.
sunny saturday
today our lowestoft connection came down for a visit, it was good to catch up with 'the boo' and have a little skate in the sun. it was pure sunglasses, flip flops and ice-cream weather, summer is here and will hopefully be staying for more than just tea. 
eye candy
issue 5 of kingdom is at all good skate shops now so be sure to grab a copy. if you want to look as good as joe this will help. did we tell you about our summer sale yet?...
safety first
looks like norwich the fine city is becoming norwich the crime city. just yesterday i heard that an old lady got mugged, now kids can't even leave their scooters in the street without locking them up, this place will soon be a ghetto. 
POO TV LA te
the 6'oclock drinkers in LA edit will be online in the next couple weeks, here's a little hazy lazy days edit from them to wet your appetite. don't forget to check the summer sale.
cambridge overview
cambridge is a weird and wonderful place, a place where you can have a discussion about freud in a kebab shop, arm wrestle friendly muscle man in a club , observe pavement dogging and there is always the chance that you could see stephen hawkins. unfortunately we didn't see the hawkins but we did bump into mr gauky, he's the one doing a little yodel in the arm wrestling photo. 
summer sale NOW ON
we've just spent a day in the sun and it's put us in such a good mood we've dropped the prices on almost everything in the dirt box shop. snap up some super cheap t-shirts while you can because it looks like it might actually be warm enough to wear them this summer! 
i'm blue dabudi dabudai
went car booting today then ate dodgy coloured ice-cream. will post my cambridge review tomorrow. 
48 hour party people
had a good first few days back in blighty, i ended up hanging out in cambridge all day on thursday and then after a 32 hour stint of being awake i slept right the way through friday until 5:30pm. i completely forgot we had to go to unify's shop closing party that night until i turned my phone on and all the messages and voicemails popped up with everyone wondering why they hadn't heard from me and we had to leave in an hour. luckily i'm super punctual and don't take long to get ready so we headed off to cambridge, checked into a travel lodge in the center and walked down to the party arriving at a very respectable 11pm. it was a really good night full of horn dogs and dodgy dance moves. today we got some much needed sleep and then cured the taste of dogs anus in our mouthes with some killer iced coffees and fruit salads from bucks place which we enjoyed while soaking up some vitamin d in the park. we then went to a favorite spot in cambridge to shoot some footage but it soon became clear we were in no fit state to get the money shots, was still a really fun session in the sun though. on the way home anthony aka "bladder boy" nearly pissed himself again so we had to pull over at the side of a forest and he disappeared for ten minutes and then emerged from a bush wielding someones soiled pants on the end of a stick.
they're back
the boys are back from their east coast adventures so stay tuned for more photos and tales, also the new kingdom magazine is out so go buy it. 
