happy halloween

here's a shot of lee dressed as himself with panda eyes and one of the bottles that helped make that seem like a good idea.

spring palms

arrived in palms springs today came to hang out in the sun and soak up some well needed sun rays, with is pretty much all palm springs has to offer besides loads of old people and a dodgy statue of sonny bono. we did run into a mcCain fan however that tried to give us sweets and get us into his car, thankfully we got away.

new server

just to let all you kind folk that have been emailing us know what's going on. our website has been down because we're moving it to a new server. we had maxed out the bandwidth on our old server and had pretty much run out of disk space so it was holding us back from uploading some new content we've been working on. we should be back to normal by the end of the week and then when anthony gets back from fannying around in the states we'll be starting work on a pretty major new project that will be revealed soon. keep ya peepers peepin.

san the fran

san francisco is amazing maybe the best city in the world, after norwich of cause. we staying in a really great hotel on mission street which has a roof terrace with an amazing view of the downtown skyline. did some shopping down haight street, looked at so much vintage clothing that my nose started to bleed, it did stop bleeding though when i ate some of the best pizza haight street has to offer from escape from new york. also saw a cat sitting on a dog hanging out with a rat which made me remeber this. went down the tourist trap that is pier 39, wanted to go watch the stinking sea lions and watch tourists pose for photos.

wankathon

british sausage week is coming up. here's a little something to get you in the mood.

oops i did it again

killed another cactus. don't worry anthony your bonsai is still alive, not sure if i was the best choice of babysitter though.

leaving las vegas

been living it up in las vegas wondering up and down the strip, doing some gambling and eating even more pancakes and mexican food. befriended a hippie lady in some vintage store who traded us two pairs of shoes for some english knowledge and a couple of sterley wirleys. tomorrow we off to san francisco to soak up the culture and hopefully meet more hippies.

we're gonna need a bigger boat

seems like the old phonebooth is getting a bit too popular. sorry if you missed out on your morning read, everything is back online now though. we're going to upgrade our web package again so it shouldn't happen anymore, bare with us until we get it sorted. also don't forget to subscribe to the newsletter in the top right to get exclusive peeks at new products and other little behind the scenes treats.

viva las vegas

arrived in vegas feeling a bit worse for wares due to jet lag and not really knowing what time or day it is, we staying in circus circus hotel on the mission to find a dogs on bikes show, so far no luck. we have been lapping up the desert heat as well as pancake breakfasts and drinking giant cans of arizons ice tea in the hot tub with germans.

peek in the pipeline

we've been stashing photos for our new gallery we're working on, we've still got quite a bit of film to get through but you should start seeing it materialize piece by piece next month. to find out more and see things first subscribe to our newsletter in the top right of this page. we are also in the first stages of a new project that i'm really excited about and i'm sure all you regular phonebooth voyeurs will love. anthony called earlier, he's landed in vegas and has been strutting the strip so expect some updates from him soon.

goodnight bad morning

here's the last of the photos from slamm jamm. anthony somehow managed to dodge the cameras all weekend and now he's pissed off to america, think he might be planning something shady.

show and no tell

pictures speak louder than words, make up your own story im too lazy, besides im off to america tomorrow.

more sneak

we are back in good old norwich, here is some photos from the weekend more coming soon as i unpack then pack again.

sneak peek

all the guys are at slamm jamm, if you're heading there today be sure to drop by the trade stand and give them some hassle. they should be back tomorrow night so expect tales of what they've been up to then.

last minute madness

today we had a last minute rush around to buy all that we needed for slamm jamm, sam kept insisting on looking at all the capes in the fancy dress store which wound me up a treat which later led me to throwing my shoe and having a fit. we also swung by the sex shop were we witnessed some couple buying a strap on and a huge tub of lube, while their little kids played with the dildos and vibrators which were on display, really disturbing. anyway hopefully see you at slamm jamm if not you have to wait till we get back for an update, bye now.

loyal pawns

we've had a load of emails lately from our loyal pawns showing us their dirt box handy work. here's two of our favorites, the home made dirt box helm stencil and some street team style sticker placement. keep up the good work and we'll have pooping elephants and dogs on bikes replacing the news in no time. also if you're going to slamm jamm don't forget to come grab some "free shit" from our trade stand.

adam kola dot com

he's traveled the world more times than easyjet, he's got a beard that would make gandalf jealous and now he's even got his own website. you can now see some of adam kolas best photos online and find out what he's up to with sneak peeks behind the scenes of his shoots via his blog. here's the link: adamkola.com

carpet stains & roof top games

had another photo shoot for bespoke today, i had to wear some pretty wild stuff this time but luckily they had an endless supply of brewskis to wash the old inhibitions away. loz got pretty exited about a sweet cape he had to wear and actually wet himself. i've been carrying a hot off the press dirt box vinyl around in the hunt for that special place to put the first one. it's like the first time you have sex, you spend ages looking for the best place to put it and then you end up getting drunk and sticking it somewhere you regret. dave gets bored easily and started making us see how high we could make a foot stain on the white walls in the changing room, he got really competitive and won by miles although i was doing it mid outfit change and in nothing but my pants so i think the fear of the little man popping out hindered my performance a bit. we ended up finishing pretty late and there was an amazing view of the city out of the studio window, you can't tell in the wanky photo but there is a river and a full moon to compliment it.

DIY bitch

my sister has bought herself a home so ive been elected to be tool time tim for the last few day, all good fun and games till curtain rail fall down. luckily my mother is over visiting so she's been helping hold thing up while i use the tools provided. lesson i've learned the last few days: when in doubt guess and pretend you know what your doing, when it all goes wrong blame someone else. these rules can be applied to everything in life so copy paste and if anybody asks blame jack.

grande frappe

i've been hanging out with lee today. we went to dose up on coffee and catch up, then had a look around some old record stores in search of some original joy division vinyl but had no luck. on the way home we had a quick little skate at the local training ground and all the kids were asking where anthony was. he's got fans everywhere nowadays.

i love noodles

today we reaped the benefits of free air and water then headed to great yarmouth to reap the benefits of dim lit, dusty ramps. after our little session we wandered around the big tesco and made friends with the locals, i also found the pens i have been looking for in ages which made me really happy so i bought a bottle of wine to celebrate.

joe coyne kingdom interview

dale travers has done a little interview with our good friend joe from kingdom magazine. give it a read here.

"jimi blue" available now

the new "jimi blue" is available on the dirt box shop now. there are also some scarfs and beanies to help you through the winter months. you might have noticed a few changes on the site lately, you'll be pleased to know there are plenty more new pages on the way so keep looking around. enjoy the behind the scenes photos below, the studio we use has some amazing backdrops. we found one that looks like you're standing in an alleyway taping clothes to garage doors, suited us down to the ground...which was covered in fake moss.

read more books

what are they making kids read these days?

cactus jack bums back

there are a lot of freshers about in norwich roaming the streets drunk and excited to meet and greet everybody, however there is one person they don't want to bump into. BEWARE freshers the infamous cactus jack is back, he may seem friendly, young and innocent however as soon as you let your guard down jack will attack you with his cactus penis and try to put it in places where cactai should never go. you have all been warned, now drink safe and remember cactai are not toys and they are not just for christmas.

award winning director dirt box

we got an email from youtube today congratulating us on being their 90th most viewed director this week. they didn't say when the award ceremony will be but we'll probably just do one of those prerecorded ones anyway so i guess it doesn't matter. we don't want to sound ungrateful as number 90 is a big achievement but we think those guys over at the bbc are getting a little smug; so if you watch all our videos again a few times this week then perhaps together we can take over corporate media in the uk. just think how nice it would be to watch pooping elephants and super 8 of circus while eating your breakfast instead of terror attacks and credit crunch updates. just remember together we can make the world a better place via our youtube page...vote fred

design tourettes

we've been working on some updates for the website today and discovered anthony has design tourettes. when he's talking and try's to write something he just ends up writing random parts of his conversation, below is a picture of what happened while he tried to write "shop" in the middle of a conversation. the best thing is it took him ages and he had got it looking exactly how he wanted before he realized the little typo. i've been busy doing some market reasearch for a new beverage of the week and as lee would say "we have a winner" in the form of the "old rascal" which is a proper foxy oak aged cider and tastes amazing.

t.v is just wrong

tubby telly

loz made a trip back to the fine city tonight for the opening of a david burrows & simon o'sullivan art show at outpost. i went to meet him and after the show we went to some of his old haunts where he maintained his mj style reputation by pulling shapes out the bag everywhere we went. we ate some dead stuff and then parted ways. it was good to see him again, i think he's secretly missing his home turf. if you're reading this loz make sure you come down for the halloween fireworks of death show with fire pit party on the beach, we don't know where or how we're going to do it yet but it's gonna be a flaming* good night.

*pun intended

slamm jamm is coming

we are going to have a trade stand at this years slamm jamm so be sure to come say howdy and have a look in our suitcase. for now here is our advert to keep you entertained till 17th october.