HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

weather warning

beware it's cold outside, so cold that your worm might freeze and drop off. here is one i found earlier...

a perverts mind

abandon yourself to some serious dipping.

2nd best thing on the www.

for anyone that hasn't discovered it yet here is the only thing on the internet (apart from dirt-box.com of course) that's worth checking out. last.fm has been entertaining my ears for a while now and also has been saving me money because i don't have to pay for a dj at my bathtub parties anymore. wanking dog.

slide show

today we drank fancy coffees and caught up on xmas tales, then i decided to clean out the photos on my phone of which some are posted below.

festive hound

merry christmas from dirt box

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

pink dreams

well im off out of town for a few days so merry christmas from me, be sure to eat, drink and be merry. if you have a pink xmas tree like this one you are sad.

lawrence leaman - clean container

me and loz have been slacking a bit on the keeping in touch front since he left the fine city for london town. he has been promising to keep everyone up to date via his satirically named blog 'clean container'. well i'm proud to announce that this has now become reality and i'm already hooked on it like a carps laughing gear is to a barbed hook concealing bait ball. he's just got back from a trip to brussels, go read his latest posts to see what he got up to. he's going to try update it fairly regularly to, so if you are a fan of art and a good yarn i suggest you bookmark 'clean container' right now. if you're not then just laugh at the picture of me and popeye and wait for us to post another youtube link of a wanking dog.

CLICK HERE FOR CLEAN CONTAINER*

*for the special bus

xmas idea 4

on a budget? why not treat your friends and family to a cupdama.

Cupdama from Grant Major on Vimeo.

festive festive.......

today we ventured into the city, got fueled up on crack coffee and blitzed through all our xmas shopping. the shopping went by so smoothly we even got a chance to stop by bespoke boutique and sing some carols, where we got rewarded with gifts and crackers.

xmas idea 3

just buy everyone you know a copy of "american movie", they will love it. a lot of you have been emailing in saying you want to get us stuff for christmas, here's our santa list: for me either this or this and for anthony either this or this.

xmas idea 2

here is a hot look either for yourself or the special man in your life. if you're after the festive hunk look, look no further than here and here, but dont look here.

last minute bag heads

the bag heads competition closes at the end of today so get your last minute entries in NOW. we haven't updated it for a while but we've got a pretty big stash in our inbox. we'll be uploading a select few once the winner has been picked. you are going to have to try hard though because we were sent one yesterday that's going to take some beating...get to work.

ed's nipple and tropical fruit

we went to another top secret skatepark meeting this evening. they fed us some strange tropical fruit and i drank too much coffee and got way too excited about ed's nipple, which is actually really exciting even now that ive crashed from the coffee. all will be revealed very soon.

request line

we've had some weird email requests in our time but this one we got the other day is so far off the mark it's untrue. here's what it said: "I was wondering if use guys sold Applegators. I was looking for the black ones about a size 40-41?". sorry we haven't ventured into the applegator market yet mitch, check back in a couple of years.

viddy me this

me and james headed up north to manchester for the valo and vibralux premiere this weekend. we stopped on the way at the most amazing american diner in the middle of nowhere and had some killer burgers. we were greeted at the premiere by adam trotter selling hooky goods out of a cardboard box. sunk a beer with semi local to my area mr manning, it was good to catch up with him. after the premiere we bumped into sexual harassment panda which was a treat. things started getting a bit hazy by this stage but the photos have helped the old memory gland a bit; we went to a club which was playing the kills when we walked in so i was happy. had an argument with the bouncers because they wouldn't let elliot in because the club was full but i didn't think it was, apparently i was wrong but they let him in anyway. then the traditional drunken dance/fumble with big al (no trip to manchester is complete without it). met some punks and done some punk stuff. things got a little wild on the dance floor and tom caught a stray fist from some fat chick with an uglyness problem, the bouncers thought we were trying to start a bigger fight than we actually were and kicked us out with trademark heavy handedness. if you didn't know you'd think we had bombs strapped to us the speed they kicked us to the curb. very efficiant bouncing but the one that bear hugged me needs to shave his nose and i'm not even talking about the inside, yep that's right hairs ON his nose...never seen that before.

xmas present idea 1

something for the cat maybe?

breakfast of kings

the only thing that's getting us through these dark winter days. don't forget to check the new gallery, there's loads of good beat material for you no willyers out there and i guess the willyers that don't use it properly to. we're going to some video premiers in manchester this weekend so hopefully we'll see some of you there.

lacking hound

i've noticed there has been a recent lack of dog humour (comes under the same catagory as toilet humour but involves dogs) on this blog, so i found this site. think this stuff might be illegal in some countries.

NEW GALLERY NOW ONLINE

our new and improved gallery is now online. click here to give it a look. we will be updating it as often as we can so keep checking back for new stuff. here's a couple of photos that didn't make the cut...enjoy.

NEW GALLERY CLICK HERE*

*for the tards

happy birthday alexia

it was alexias turn to get a year older today. we went for some chicken and then watched madagascar 2, which anthony found terrifying.

too faded trailer

brandon and lonnie from fade nation have just uploaded the trailer for their second release "too faded". check out the photo of brandon rocking his jimi blue and marley while shooting jc rowe set up for a killer dive.

eat irish pork

top secret

we spent all of today at a top secret meeting about the new norwich skatepark. they made us sign a form stating that we could not discuss what happened at the meeting, also if some information leaked the council will hunt down the snitch and castrate them so all i can tell you is someone is going to build a skatepark somewhere in norwich sometime soon. dave was also at the meeting sharing his knowledge and showing everybody his new disappearing hand trick.

shootin' with sean

it was seans birthday bash today so we met him for some brewskis at one of our favorite watering holes in the fine city. dave bought him a tickler and we got him 4 shots of jagermeister and a pint of ale, so he had pretty much all the ingredients for a good night. after the drinks started flowing some pretty wild confessions were made, one of which was dave admitting he had a nocturnal emission about mateing with an oil tanker. we all thought that it was hilarious but dave had the last laugh because he recorded all our confessions on his perv cam.

how cool is this

went for a shred with zak and james today, afterwards we went to get some food and found out tesco have started using zaks catch phrases to sell christmas toys. apparently sainsbury's have an "AAAAmazing" line of toys coming out to. that's right i done it, a whole post of in-jokes. i hope the three people that understand this enjoyed it because you've just pissed everyone else off...shelfish.

pigeons and fever

firstly let me apologize about sam's dissertation of a post yesterday, think his memory gland is now officially ruined. tonight we went to a closing/after party of the norwich film festival, strangely it was held in some clothing store but they did have a brilliant postcard collection in their bathroom. after that we scored some caffeine and gemma ate a mini mince pie. we then proceded home to cook a giant pie which was pretty tasty, but i got all feverish and had to go to bed. i blame sam's memory gland.

eurostuck

woke up to a lot of rain today but it didn't matter because we had already decided yesterday that we were just going to eat all day and ride around paris on the scooter. we went to an all you can eat carpaccio place, i was feeling pretty fragile still and only handled a few plates and some fries but umberto was determined to stretch his stomache back out and wolfed about 6 plates which he then said was disappointing as his personel best is 11. we rode around on the scooter a bit which was amazing but it started raining pretty bad so we headed back and met fred and some of umbertos friends from the south for a guitar hero session before i got my train home. said my goodbyes and then headed off for what i thougt was going to be a four hour journey...how wrong i was. after about an hour and a half on the eurostar it ground to a halt in the middle of the channel tunnel, i sat there for about an hour while everyone freaked out and just thought fuck it there's nothing i can do and i had a good book so i blocked out the sound of histerical bell ends with fugazi and got proper stuck into my book feeling a little smug. this didn't last long though because the emergency lights went out leaving us in total darkness. i spent the next hour trying to figure out if the guy sitting next to me was deaf or if him and his girlfriend had inventented some cute little hand signals to comunicate without taking their headphones out, i had some hand signals for them but i managed to refrain. the air con stopped working after about half an hour and there were no windows or doors open so it was like a sauna. after about 4 hours of people freaking out, puking, panic attacks and even a heart attack they called out on some speaker system saying "can any doctors on board come to carriage 13" which sent the 10% of the train that weren't panicing into hysteria to. i had been sat there for 5 hours and my patience was maxed out so i decided to give the torch function i found on my phone a couple weeks ago a test run. i went down towards the resturant carriage to see if i could get some beers or someting to kill the time. naturally i walked the wrong way and ended up in a carriage at the opposite end of the train with some rich french kids suppin' champaign from bottles, i asked for a slug s'il vous plait. they had ipods with speakers and allsorts so we got a little party going. after the bottles dried up i set off for the resturant carriage with my little torch again, this time successfull. it was full of business folk that had obviously kicked up a right stink because they had loads of free whiskey bottles and were getting rowdy. one of them said he'd give me a bottle if i could beat him in an arm wrestle...damn near killed him. i headed back to my seat and got a bollocking because apparently people thought my torch flashing up and down the carriages (i can only figure out how to put it on the SOS setting) made the situation seem more serious than it was, i explained that unfortunately my carrot intake had not been sufficiant for the past week so the torch was my only option. anyway we got back to london after about 10 hours and i had to sort out somewhere to stay because the last wagon to norwich left about 7 hours earlier, klem took an earlier train than me so i gave him a bell and he said him and marley were hanging out in bethnol green and i could stay there which was good. the next day me klem and his housemate regis went to a greasy spoon down the road for some nutrition, it was the first thing i've eaten in a week that isn't raw. then we got coffee, said our goodbyes and i headed off to get the norwich wagon. james was there to meet me at the other end and we went to get nandos then met anthony for some beers and story telling.

thought you'd get away with it...nope

it was my little brothers 18th the other day. happy birthday stewby dooby doob. hope you had a good night mate.