teeth chipper

spent most of the day trying to teaching sam how to open a bottle with his teeth, now that he's 23 he needs to know how to perform this task.after chipping his tooth and slobbering all over the bottle for about 15 minutes he gave up and attempted to open the bottle with anything he could find keys, tree, brick wall, rabbit foot, my shoe, plastic bin....... luckily we came across a country style gate, it took the hick a seconds to pop the bottle. you can take the boy out the country but you cant take the country out the boy. we spent the rest of the day watching the fat lady across the street play on her wii fit.