apple fest

went to an apple festival and met some country folk that were pretty serious about their 5 a day. there was even a guy in white mickey mouse gloves with a massive apple collection hawk eying us in case we touched one. he had a creepy glint in his eye too, i'm 90% sure all those apples were getting touched inappropriately behind closed doors. our cider has acquired a nice layer of mold which we were worried about but i managed to get a chat in with a bohemian norfolk cider veteran who assured me it was fine and although he seemed put out by me asking him questions he gave me his home number and told me to call him if we have any problems which was nice. to celebrate our poison not being polluted i touched a horse on the face.