ham pocket

there was some rum shit going down in the pub tonight.

friday frenzy

another hard day at the office for sam, ever since he discovered tins of jim and coke its been impossible to get him to do anything besides mince about on the couch watching youtube videos of cats.

fist pump

today's been a goodun, got a couple parcels. the first one contained a bad ass science kit and the second one had mine and anthonys "sell out" tees in it. we tried to use the timer on my phone to get a photo but we failed.

SELL OUT TEE NOW AVAILABLE

you asked for it so we've made it for you. you can now rep your favorite brand loud and proud with the "sell out" tee. it's black, made out of 100% cotton and printed in cream with water based eco-friendly ink. in stores next week and available from the dirt box shop right now.

SELL OUT NOW

new arrivals

piss taking busy

we have been super busy today, got some new treats on the way so keep watching this space. till then here is a photo of sam staring out the window pretending to work but instead dreaming of his next tattoo. the old curly top does take the piss sometimes.

a little extra crunch

here's the few pictures i had on my phone from yesterday. i've been having savage headaches for the last four days and couldn't figure out why, think i sussed it today. got a couple of ulcers about a week ago and they were really pissing me off so i found this ulcer stuff at the back of one of my draws and i've been using shit loads of it all week. was examining the box today and discovered it's ten years out of date. i'm hooked on the brief relief though so now i'm rubbing the gums and then popping a couple of panadol to balance it out.

credit cruch confessions

we had a pretty eventful saturday, lee came down to norwich for a visit and a mince about the city. we had some dirt box business to sort out with him which we did over a business lunch down the chippy, all will be revealed shortly. sam got his fox tattoo done, which he is super chuffed about as you can see from the photo, more photos of the ink job once its healed. we then headed down the birdie for some beverages and banter with the usual good company. we had the added pleasure of meeting some drunk guy who confide in us his worries of the credit crunch and his 2 year old daughter wanting to be a rocket scientist. he took a real shinning to us and confessed, in great detail, how he enjoys getting his special brown hole licked by his wife, we politely laughed it off and went back into the pub to try drown the image out of our heads.

j's boutique norwich

went to visit justin today for a late night chop of the locks. i met him in a bar a few months back and thought he was a bad ass, he said he'd just opened a hairdressing boutique in the city center and i promised to go see him that weekend. well i was a month and a half late for my appointment but he was very understanding. he's done the place out real nice with heaps of kitsch nic naks to keep your peepers busy while he sculpts you a new hair helm. got some moroccan clay to wash my hair with, it's supposed to take out all my impurities so hopefully it's a strongun. i highly recommend you all get down there to see him, he'll get you looking like a model ready for summer and then you can pop across the street and celebrate your new look with a beer in our favorite watering hole. come to norwich man.

J'S BOUTIQUE: 01603 618835

bun in the oven

in case you were worried sam is not pregnant which is a real big relief, however i had already planned on how to deal with a positive test.

soup of the day

daisy sent me this today. reminded me of something my grandad used to say; "no one likes a girl that doesn't eat cock". not sure what he meant but he's pretty wise so it's probably true.

pork chops and wine

we finished work early today so sam could go get him car fixed and help the banks in need. we then headed to the skatepark in great yarmouth where we spent the night weaving between bikes and boards, i didnt do to well and had a head on collision with a speedy skateboarder. he was a super nice chap though and at the end of the session we invited him back to the pub car for some drinks, he declined unfortunately cause he had some pork chops waiting for him at home. never mind more for us.

crudetube

been hanging out with sean & dave. i didn't think their youtube history could get any worse but they proved me wrong again.

still shit

one last shit post before the new week start, a promise is a promise.

international dip day

spent the evening roasting mallows with a lovely blonde. can anyone else see a face in the fire? does all romance come with a curse...

shit post part 2

yes we know we have been posting a load of shit laterly, sorry it will be better next week i promise.

new beat material

chevy and butch

today it stopped raining and snowing for a bit so we went for a little walk around the hood and had a coffee at our favorite coffee shop, then it was back to the sweatshop for more back breaking. if you've seen chevy call the number on the poster, if you've seen the dog in the window go easy on him he's not dealing too well with february.

smile it's tuesday (part 2)

more mainland

you got to see a little peek of his nocturnal habits yesterday. well today you get a peek of what he does during the day. lee has a full section in cult leaders by harry reavley which should be out really soon so make sure you throw some paper at a copy.

This Is Our Scene from Harry Reavley on Vimeo.

boomslang

fresh from the inbox, looks like our favourite beat master has been partying it up at the local electro-beat nights again. disguised as clark kent mainland spent the night saving damsels in distress, what a sweetheart.

too faded

woke up to some mail from LA today. opened it up to reveal fade nation, too faded and some yo mtv raps cards from brandon and lonnie. too faded is a real banger, enanoh, victor and montre absolutely kill it. there is a colorado road trip section in there to which was one of my favorite parts, stockwell + concrete parks = floor jaw. neil, lee, umberto and me have clips in the international section which was exciting to see as we're all fans of brandon and lonnie's work. i highly recommend heading over to the fade nation blog to see what those dudes are getting up to in LA and while you're there it would be rude not to shed the measly $15 on a copy of too faded. if anyone needs a ll cool j yo mtv raps card for their collection i got two and will do swaps for keeps for run dmc.

BUY TOO FADED HERE

neil ingall lurks in the dark

we knew adam kola has some skeletons in his closet, what we didn't know is that he had so many pictures of the dirt box team stashed in there. the latest kingdom update is this picture of neil from the dark room. neil has just moved back to london and has been hanging out at transvestite dance competitions. he's also off to japan soon for an exhibition he's in; we'll be bringing you loads of updates and pictures from that trip (won't we neil!). imagine if you could wear your very own neil ingall signature t-shirt, how good would that be...

are you in a band?

new gallery pictures

we just uploaded another new page on the gallery so go give that a look. we also put up a new homepage featuring sam in the blackjack shirt which is available from stores and the dirt box shop right now. enjoy.

birthday bean

started today off with a dreaded dentist appointment for a cavity, i try go to the dentist at least once every 5 years so im now good till 2014. its gemma's birthday today so we spent the day drinking fine coffees and touring around norwich's finer charity establishments. i had planed on taking her to see a cock show but it seemed a bit too seedy, so had dinner and watched a film instead. happy birthday my sweet.

bagarolls

we dropped part of our film stash off at the developers today and then put our feet up and avoided the blizzards.

crumby weather

today it snowed so we stayed home, yesterday however we went to horning to take some photo which you'll get to see on the website soon. after our little photoshoot we ate cheese and bread in the pub car where sam showed me his amazing ability to produce crumbs.