electro beats & expenses sheets

it's that time of the month again and the beat master has cleaned us out, he must of been taking palmela out every night. you guys are going to have to throw some bones at the shop this month for us to beat* the crunch.

* ding ding ding ding we have a winner

norwich picture post

athens picture post

stackin copper

been playing poker and having beers with sean and dave today. some serious copper was getting thrown around. bespoke now have purple haze in store and online.

bespokeboutique.com

bolton,beach,the hood and pocket pie

michael bolton is still shit hot here, we tried to get tickets to go see the chump but apparently they all sold out in 15min 3 months ago. i was so disappointed that i indulged in pocket pie and thought about buying some robin hood flour which is flour stolen from the rich, repackaged and sold to the poor. after more iced coffees and a trip to the beach i felt a lot better, michael i said i loved you but i lied.

street chair

went for a shred with the cambridge homies and enjoyed probably the hottest day of the year so far. harry was keeping the stops green room with his new streat chair. i thank they are this summers must have accesory. dan was honeing his circus skills ready for rampworx next week. i think i nearly got heat stroke because it took full effort not to pass out on the way home and i've had the best headache ever all night. word on the street chair is cult leaders is dropping VERY soon...

late xmas

some people get really attached to their xmas tree, this athenian was so attached that it took him till may to finally let go, these greeks they are so emotional.

FINDERS KEEPERS: CAMBRIDGE

lee's been stashing dirt box parcels around cambridge today. watch the video and try get there first.

parcel 1 map

parcel 2 map

parcel 3 map

finders keepers: cambridge from dirt box on Vimeo.

can you taste it?

worst kept secret...

and i've got a dead arm. shocking.

get your vas out

im in athens till the end of the month so expect some greek posts. the security guy at the airport touched me in my special place and you know what it it felt pretty good.

PURPLE HAZE NOW ONLINE

summer is here and we're enjoying being surrounded by green so much that we've decided to bring you another jimi. this time it's purple so naming it was a no brainer; ladies and gentlemen we give you the purple haze...

BUY PURPLE HAZE

swine fever

i think someone has given me the flu of the pig, gone through two boxes of tissues already.ive been fever trippin all day, stuff on my desk keeps moving about and simon my little desk cat told me that katy perry kissed a pig and she liked it.green tea anybody?

toselli news

some guy took pictures of umberto the other day while he was wandering around paris, turns out it was for swagger paris. they emailed him asking some questions, one of which was "what is your favorite band" but umberto forgot to reply so now his favorite band is MGMT which he isn't happy about. check the swagger paris blog post.

UMBERTO SWAGGER PARIS

Ingall news

neil dropped us a line today to tell us about his new job, he has just been hand picked to be alex jacobowitz roadie. "i'm so happy! jacobowitz is the man, a true legend and such a sexy beast..i cant wait for those long hours on the road just me and that hunk" said neil. don't know who jacobowitz is? where have you been hiding, under your mothers bed? he is the greatest xylophone player to walk this earth, he aint no random shmuck.

peer pressure

peer pressure is no joke. the kid below got some hassle from his mate paul because his toilet had no accessories, then he kicks up a fuss about it on tv with his mum, cashes a cheque from glade and now he's snorting coke off paul's sisters back.

best kept secret

here piggy piggy

this dropped through the door today, we have studied it and what we have understood is: swine flu is like AIDs poke your stick in the wrong hole and its game over, so keep away from those swine they are bad news. it did say though if you do dabble in some piggy dipping (we know what can happen after one too many drink, we are all animals) make sure you wash your hands afterwards and throw any tissues in the bin. remember keep calm and enjoy your bacon sandwich.

FOUND SOME BEANIES

while having our monthly clear out in the store room today we discovered a dusty box hidden at the back that had a few beanies in it. there are only black and burgundy left and in limited numbers but they are on the dirt box shop again now.

CLICK HERE FOR BEANIES

text of the week

"My friend one day saying it had no choice but to see both sledge paparazzi dirty open-air car park Department of degree of a dog hit by a group of good wound Street Fangs, see the miserable night on the live band, I think wild food, point to know the night of heavy rains, drainage into a body are higher than the wet, not only just, the Drainage Department have standing Carpark. Mr sit at the door, as if such a person is too tight, as there were several wounds are bleeding Chung, saw a hear good acid, But no way, friends house has three grade the dog home, is not possible to accommodate to the sewers, drainage Link to the left only with a cap not only local, to help clean a drainage body, so clean both dog food with meat and Drainage food, good drainage Ran Jing-Ling Tsan hand so I am a friend of Mr Elsie Elsie Shen Lei but only to my friends, my friends see the eyes of well obedient well-behaved, it was decided to first take away my fruit Drainage companies of handled degrees, such as Drainage without too miserable life is not passing the street, point to know."

good luck topping that... 07719 723216

missing plot

johnny sent us, he said stopping messing around with the phonebooth and take albert out of the bath his toes and fingers have gone all wrinkly. by the way does that ginger cat still live around here?

reminder...

drugs are not your friend, they will make you do strange things like search youtube for hours to find some ugly girl sucking a loli-pop. you'll lose track of time and think you're still in the 90's. next mr cash will start talking to you through your tv and black dogs will keep appearing out of nowhere but only you will be able to see them. before you know it you'll be talking to yourself in an indian accent and spent hours a day obsessing about the seams on your socks, not wanting to leave the house cause the woman who lives downstairs looks at you funny, she must know about albert!

90's night

who brought the new guy

the work experience boy had a bit of a problem with the dye baths today. luckily we've had similar problems before with the less experienced staff so we knew what to do. unfortunately amputation is the only cure.

dirt phone

"I raced this on my skates the other day. Thought of u."

is that because we're cleaning up the streets or adding to the filth? - db

"I cant believe mr t hasnt been on your blog yet!"

thanks to you he has now - db

lee's going to answer some of the text messages next week so keep them coming in. picture messages will go on here. 07719 723216

art bitch

old damien hirst has been really getting my goat laterly, as if he hasn't done enough damage to the fine art world he is now designing album covers, doing a clothing range with levis and has even done some skateboard designs. i think someone is choking on a credit crunch.

hustlin' hash browns

tim darker put on the first ever blade event at the house skatepark in sheffield a couple of weeks back. elliot took home second place and 150 bones which he then invested into greasy spoons around manchester. use discount code "stevens" on the dirt box shop for money off and to buy elliot his next cholesterol overdose.

soul to front flip

we went for a little skate at our local today. it was empty for a change, there were some sweets on the ramp that we were hoping were spiked but turned out to just be normal sweets. after that we went and got some clips where sam learned how to soul to front flip. great day for a bike ride....

need some dick?

this morning i found this outside my house, think someone in the neighbourhood was getting seen to.

happy birthday justin

it was justin's birthday today so we went to get some beers to celebrate. one of which was thrown down my leg, it all got a bit buck wild after that. happy birthday mate.

poop ledge

went to lube up a new ledge james found today, it looked like it was going to be amazing but after about 15 minutes of dodging the turd riddled run up the ledge was already smashed to pieces. it was just aluminum covered in plaster with a lick of orange paint for branding purposes..now it looks like the decorators have been lagging. sorry RAC.