corn the wall

packing my bag and heading west for a few days to do a little trainspotting, will keep you all updated.

photo stacks

it's been a full week of bbq's, blades, beaches and brewskis. got back home in the early hours every day so haven't been arsed to post anything on here but i'll take some time tomorrow to sort through all the photos and get some tales up on here to keep you entertained while you sweat out of places you didn't know existed..gotta love a heatwave, you moan about the weather all winter...it's fucking hot now so go do something. the internet will make winter come back so spit at it.

NO BOOTH TODAY

we're afraid there will be no booth today, national rail are in charge on sundays. go buy some stuff from the shop and they might try harder next week.

new umberto section

our good friend fred has just put his most recent video "le seans" online. make sure you give it a watch, it's got a new umberto toselli section..kid's rarer than a steak with legs.

Le Seans from fred fred on Vimeo.

debt graduation

went and saw the new talent at the norwich art school degree show, the art school is now called NUCA which means something along the lines as redigning everything to make it look really shit, installing loads more computers and accepting way more punters to pay for the computers'. anyway there was a little lady riding a weasel which i liked, a massive painting of carrie which i didn't and someone made a massive lego man and a life size wax model of gemma correll, not too sure what they were playing at. the photo at the bottom i took a while back just thought you might like it, the horses represents the struggle of a young artist lost amongst the madness of the wall paper which represents modern life, ironically represented by a 70's style pattern to show the regurgitation of art trends and styles, now please excuse me i need to go wank into a little bottle.

RIP MJ

he touched so many in a way that will change their life forever...RIP MJ

roller boots

could these be the new dirt box sam currie pro skates? come in white so you can dye them any colour you want, sound familiar?

international art fag

anthony had himself an interview in a chinese magazine called 02, its a big fat one with loads of pictures just the way i like them. for a change the old grump was happy with the printing and even did a little smile them forced me to buy him a coffee cause he plugged dirt box in the interview. to see more of anthonys work be sure to have a look at his website.

no dice....

dirt box no dice your friends calling you phone ringtone wallpapers available now at jamster in both his & hers.

umberto

filming for the best kept secret?

two fingers of classy birds

woke up. destroyed a cardigan i've only worn once. posted all your orders. met sean and dave at the shop for an update on how they're planning to exploit me on the internet next. then we went to the cinema where we all managed to get in free because sean hugged the girl that works there, life's a breeze when you're as charming and dashing as sean boy. it was more of an endurance test than a film and by the last half hour i was willing it to end so we could get to nandos before they closed. i won't say what film it was because i'm sure loads of you geeked out on it and we can't afford to loose any sales. then we walked back to the pub hungry and headached up because the only seats left were right at the front, ever been fucked in the head by a robot? we met up with james and julian, got some beers in and started playing drinking games with the dice. two fingers if you loose to start with and then it got progressively messier. some classy birds came and sat with us, the dark haired one in the photos below actually said to me "i'm going to the toilet, if i don't come back it's cos' i'm getting my cunt smashed in" same rules apply for her as beach bird last week; keep it backstage. you don't see nandos bird or garage bird running their gums like that. james took the opposite approach and tried to lure them back to his pest nest by doing the old tongue through the fingers trick at them all night. s x

lookbook.nu

what sam currie on lookbook, no way! great hair though.

more new ink

lee has just got some new ink. we'll put more pictures up when it heals.

elliot...

what you doing on the front page of myspace blud?

dirt box review by forty guzzler

forty guzzler speaks the truth so when he says a product is chest free then you can't question that or you'll get stabbed in the face. all the young guns that still don't known how to use your bag properly listen to him carefully; the bag heads page shouldn't be a sausage fest but instead a celebration of the worlds finest double baggers.

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the good life

BUSKER CAP NOW ONLINE

available from the dirt box shop right now.

CLICK HERE TO BUY BUSKER CAP

dirt box on made from plastic

we were featured on the made from plastic blog. give it a look here or click the image below.

welcome to gully street

filming for the best kept secret?

leading the cult

a few more photos from the cult leaders premier. lee slurping down the gin and tonics, the crowd hyped and sweaty and harry doing the pavement hussle. if you missed it not only should you be kicking yourself but you should also buy a copy right here, right now. SICK!!!!

CULT LEADERS AVAILABLE NOW

get your copy of cult leaders from the dirt box shop now. the video features full sections on harry reavley, paul bates, dan ives and dirt box team rider lee mainland. there is also heaps of bonus footage that will have you in stitches and some that left them with stitches.

BUY CULT LEADERS RIGHT HERE

straight out the box

we grabbed some copies of cult leaders from harry saturday night to put on the dirt box shop but i don't think we realised how much people wanted to get their hands on a copy, after numerous sketchy looking text messages paul came over to anthony's apartment to be the first to pick up his fix of visual stimulation. he brought his little nipper max with him which was entertaining, can't believe how much cool shit a two year old can learn in that little time. he was even showing me how pauls iphone worked. max took a shining to anthony's poker dice and ended up hustling him out of them. we've finally got the rest of the dvd's in the storeroom ready for the dirt box shop, you're going to have to get them quick though because our stash is running out already. s x

ocdc

woke up feeling a bit haggard today then got a call from dave saying we should go to the beach. i thought this would be a perfect opportunity for a days detox so i packed a towel and a bottle of water and off we went. as the car ride went on we both perked up a bit and decided it was way too sunny to be drinking water so we swung by the garage to grab some beers, we got corona though so the detox still counted because everyone knows that shits only one step up the food chain from ribena. took us ages to get there because we were stuck on a single track road behind a fucking massive limo in the middle of nowhere, turned out to be elton john which added a weird twist to the start of the day. dave heard some kid on the beach say to his mum "do we have to watch that fat man sing?" which was quite a treat. i guess he's popular still because the beach was empty. we set up in a prime spot and then realised we didn't have a bottle opener so i used my new skills anthony taught me and popped the first three bottles open but then after a few marley tracks i got carried away on my fourth and some how bit the top of the bottle off and busted my mouth open on the glass. shit myself a bit but after spitting out a few mouthfuls of blood it wolverined up. some couple pitched up and started getting their freak on right next to us which seemed like a perfect opportunity to test the perv zoom on my phone camera. worked out for a bit but it went real heat magazine when i pushed it to it's limit for the money shot. i've got nothing but respect for dirty girls but you've got to question anyone that will let you bury digits totally in the open on a family beach. keep that shit backstage ladies or you're gonna get some pervert putting pixelated photos of you on the internets. after all that excitement it was time for a swim to cool off. tried to get the first baywatch run of the year in but stacked it after the first wave. done a couple of 2012 warm up dives and then called it a day as hypothermia was starting to set in. thank you ghetto glasses for another bloody good day. s x

cult leaders premiere

we headed over to the cult leaders premiere tonight. after a couple laps of cambridge trying to follow lee's directions we called alan and were directed street by street to the door of the venue in about 5 minutes, thanks al. the video came out real good and everyone was buzzing afterwards. i didn't manage to get many pictures because harry said we had to spend £500 at the bar so i took full advantage of the driver we won in a dice game earlier this week. lee definitely put his share of sterling behind the bar, you can't beat a drunk mainland. the video will be available on the dirt box shop tomorrow so make sure you throw some sterlies at a copy. s x

cult leaders final trailer

we get asked a lot "when is there going to be a new lee mainland section", well here you go. the premiere is tomorrow night in cambridge and then it's on sale next week. available at loco skates, ukskate and we'll try grab a few copies for the dirt box shop too. make sure you snap it up because it's gonna sell out quicker than chestboarding.

Cult Leaders Final Trailer from Harry Reavley on Vimeo.

smoking hound

this little badass wants to play poker with you, you'll need some of these.

db POKER DICE NOW ONLINE

when times are hard you've got to hustle hard. these dirt box poker dice in vintage leather case are the perfect way to beat the crunch. hustle your friends out of money, beer, cigarettes, food and anything else you need. if things work out you might never have to pay for anything again. don't worry if you don't know how to play because we've made a page that shows you how which you can view online here or download as a pdf and print here. go get hustlin.

spinning bone

the db poker dice arrived this morning so i decided to spend the day quality testing them. i chucked a few cases in a bag and headed over to bespoke. i presented sean and dave with the dice and the option to hustle them for cost on the condition that if they lost they had to drive me and anthony to the cult leaders premiere in cambridge on saturday night, they were up for it and dave threw three of a kind queens after three rolls. i was a bit worried but lady luck was with me because i got a high straight after just two rolls securing our ride to cambridge and saving me a bollocking from anthony for loosing all our profit. i spent the rest of the day throwing bones with everyone i met and as i write this i'm up one beer, two cigarettes and five sterlys. these little bad boys are definitely a worth while investment if you want to beat the crunch. s x

teeth chipper

spent most of the day trying to teaching sam how to open a bottle with his teeth, now that he's 23 he needs to know how to perform this task.after chipping his tooth and slobbering all over the bottle for about 15 minutes he gave up and attempted to open the bottle with anything he could find keys, tree, brick wall, rabbit foot, my shoe, plastic bin....... luckily we came across a country style gate, it took the hick a seconds to pop the bottle. you can take the boy out the country but you cant take the country out the boy. we spent the rest of the day watching the fat lady across the street play on her wii fit.

SHOCKING NEWS

tommy boy of stabyourselfintheface.com has just interviewed adam kola. give it a watch, learn something new and expect a lot more of mr kola around here soon.

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SAM'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW

that's right its the curly haired bum's birthday tomorrow so be sure to send him some love via the dirt box phone. if you want to buy him something get him some 'curiously cinnamon' cereal, he's been munching that stuff like a mad man recently. happy birthday hombre x x

car booty baby

ever wonder what happened to michael jordan? seems there was another reason why he was friends with magic. see car boots are not just about buying other peoples crap its a learning experience and you get to see giant mounted puzzles.

dirt phone

"This is the second biggest brush I've ever seen!"

this is the second smallest photo we've ever seen - db

"i have new skateeees duuuuu and im gonna skate them drunk"

straight to the mouth. book your ticket. then buy some real skates duuuuu - db

"Exclusively for members only. Paul Cargill. See you in liverpool."

paul cargill is exclusively for members only, much like a gentlemen's club. elliot was repping in liverpool, you might catch the rest of us at NASS mate - db

"I don't think this is a very good picture but it about sums up last night"

you need some poker dice my man - db

the text messages have been making our days infront of the computer much more enjoyable so keep them coming, promise we'll do something with them soon just think it would be a bit boring to post nothing but text on here. picture messages will go on here but you guys need to step your game up because there hasn't even been any smut yet. dirt phone = 0044 7719 723216

peak

sneak

Kurt was a fag

this is the best ice cream in the world, ben and jerry eat this stuff when nobody is looking and dont even start with that kurt cobain shit, that guy was one big flap and better off dead. now shut up and eat your ice cream.