frozen find part 2

this is a game i play to help pass winter.

only in norfolk

ninja cat is the real winner

bike fever

there is a new virus about called 'bike fever'. there are two strains, sam caught the 'weave-a-bike' kind which sent him into a delirious fit of weaving a harley and pretending to drive it around shops like some kind of hells angel. it seems that i've been bitten by the other kind called 'fix-a-bike' where i attempt to turn a £20 racing bike into a gear and brake free trendy track bike. my sickness is still only half fixed, sam however has started weaving a 3 wheeler.

two double 0 nine

went to a red rope do in london town to celebrate the new days to come. saw some deers heads, antlers, pheasants and other decor that made me feel like i was still in the fine city. the horrors done a dj set which was interesting, some dude dressed up as a glitterball with a wedgy which inspired me to try and be outrageous; so i gave it a bit of the old "cock out on the dancefloor trick" which went down a storm, it upset a couple of geishas though. i think it was their night off and they obviously didn't want to see anything that reminded them of work...don't get on your high horses..i've seen that film..entertainers my arse. then went back to klems place where a pretty wild party took place, there was a lot of french banter going on so i was introduced to a chap called aaron from williamsburg who turned out to be a pretty interesting guy, he's in a band called chairlift so give them a listen if you haven't already. my good friend matthieu from paris was also there and it was great to catch up with him. the party went on until 8am and everyone was pretty faded by the end but it was a good way to start the new year. hope you all had a goodun...happy new year, bloody love ya x

dirt box video?

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

weather warning

beware it's cold outside, so cold that your worm might freeze and drop off. here is one i found earlier...

a perverts mind

abandon yourself to some serious dipping.

2nd best thing on the www.

for anyone that hasn't discovered it yet here is the only thing on the internet (apart from dirt-box.com of course) that's worth checking out. last.fm has been entertaining my ears for a while now and also has been saving me money because i don't have to pay for a dj at my bathtub parties anymore. wanking dog.

slide show

today we drank fancy coffees and caught up on xmas tales, then i decided to clean out the photos on my phone of which some are posted below.

festive hound

merry christmas from dirt box

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

pink dreams

well im off out of town for a few days so merry christmas from me, be sure to eat, drink and be merry. if you have a pink xmas tree like this one you are sad.

lawrence leaman - clean container

me and loz have been slacking a bit on the keeping in touch front since he left the fine city for london town. he has been promising to keep everyone up to date via his satirically named blog 'clean container'. well i'm proud to announce that this has now become reality and i'm already hooked on it like a carps laughing gear is to a barbed hook concealing bait ball. he's just got back from a trip to brussels, go read his latest posts to see what he got up to. he's going to try update it fairly regularly to, so if you are a fan of art and a good yarn i suggest you bookmark 'clean container' right now. if you're not then just laugh at the picture of me and popeye and wait for us to post another youtube link of a wanking dog.

CLICK HERE FOR CLEAN CONTAINER*

*for the special bus

xmas idea 4

on a budget? why not treat your friends and family to a cupdama.

Cupdama from Grant Major on Vimeo.

festive festive.......

today we ventured into the city, got fueled up on crack coffee and blitzed through all our xmas shopping. the shopping went by so smoothly we even got a chance to stop by bespoke boutique and sing some carols, where we got rewarded with gifts and crackers.

xmas idea 3

just buy everyone you know a copy of "american movie", they will love it. a lot of you have been emailing in saying you want to get us stuff for christmas, here's our santa list: for me either this or this and for anthony either this or this.

xmas idea 2

here is a hot look either for yourself or the special man in your life. if you're after the festive hunk look, look no further than here and here, but dont look here.

last minute bag heads

the bag heads competition closes at the end of today so get your last minute entries in NOW. we haven't updated it for a while but we've got a pretty big stash in our inbox. we'll be uploading a select few once the winner has been picked. you are going to have to try hard though because we were sent one yesterday that's going to take some beating...get to work.

ed's nipple and tropical fruit

we went to another top secret skatepark meeting this evening. they fed us some strange tropical fruit and i drank too much coffee and got way too excited about ed's nipple, which is actually really exciting even now that ive crashed from the coffee. all will be revealed very soon.

request line

we've had some weird email requests in our time but this one we got the other day is so far off the mark it's untrue. here's what it said: "I was wondering if use guys sold Applegators. I was looking for the black ones about a size 40-41?". sorry we haven't ventured into the applegator market yet mitch, check back in a couple of years.

viddy me this

me and james headed up north to manchester for the valo and vibralux premiere this weekend. we stopped on the way at the most amazing american diner in the middle of nowhere and had some killer burgers. we were greeted at the premiere by adam trotter selling hooky goods out of a cardboard box. sunk a beer with semi local to my area mr manning, it was good to catch up with him. after the premiere we bumped into sexual harassment panda which was a treat. things started getting a bit hazy by this stage but the photos have helped the old memory gland a bit; we went to a club which was playing the kills when we walked in so i was happy. had an argument with the bouncers because they wouldn't let elliot in because the club was full but i didn't think it was, apparently i was wrong but they let him in anyway. then the traditional drunken dance/fumble with big al (no trip to manchester is complete without it). met some punks and done some punk stuff. things got a little wild on the dance floor and tom caught a stray fist from some fat chick with an uglyness problem, the bouncers thought we were trying to start a bigger fight than we actually were and kicked us out with trademark heavy handedness. if you didn't know you'd think we had bombs strapped to us the speed they kicked us to the curb. very efficiant bouncing but the one that bear hugged me needs to shave his nose and i'm not even talking about the inside, yep that's right hairs ON his nose...never seen that before.

xmas present idea 1

something for the cat maybe?

breakfast of kings

the only thing that's getting us through these dark winter days. don't forget to check the new gallery, there's loads of good beat material for you no willyers out there and i guess the willyers that don't use it properly to. we're going to some video premiers in manchester this weekend so hopefully we'll see some of you there.

lacking hound

i've noticed there has been a recent lack of dog humour (comes under the same catagory as toilet humour but involves dogs) on this blog, so i found this site. think this stuff might be illegal in some countries.

NEW GALLERY NOW ONLINE

our new and improved gallery is now online. click here to give it a look. we will be updating it as often as we can so keep checking back for new stuff. here's a couple of photos that didn't make the cut...enjoy.

NEW GALLERY CLICK HERE*

*for the tards

happy birthday alexia

it was alexias turn to get a year older today. we went for some chicken and then watched madagascar 2, which anthony found terrifying.

too faded trailer

brandon and lonnie from fade nation have just uploaded the trailer for their second release "too faded". check out the photo of brandon rocking his jimi blue and marley while shooting jc rowe set up for a killer dive.

eat irish pork

top secret

we spent all of today at a top secret meeting about the new norwich skatepark. they made us sign a form stating that we could not discuss what happened at the meeting, also if some information leaked the council will hunt down the snitch and castrate them so all i can tell you is someone is going to build a skatepark somewhere in norwich sometime soon. dave was also at the meeting sharing his knowledge and showing everybody his new disappearing hand trick.